Ladies, Get the Gift of Your Dreams this Christmas!

A Confidential Letter to the Lady of the House from Lawrence Chard

- Romance Director Chard Jewellers

Dear Lady of the House,

        How will you open your Christmas present from the man in your life this year?

        With excitement and anticipation ... or apprehension?

        Because, when you tear off the wrapping paper who knows what you might find. It could be anything from a pair of thermal lined slippers to sexy underwear (you know, fire engine red with black 'fur' trim!). Or maybe even a nice new kettle. Well, couldn't it?

        Us fellas - we don't always get it right, do we?

        Sometimes we just need a little help. A guiding hand.
A pointer or two. Okay ... step-by-step, A-B-C, idiot proof instructions are probably best!

        Look!, if you want excitement and surprises on Christmas morning it can be arranged. Just send your man down to our little Aladdin's cave and Hilary and June will look after him for you. (As you can probably imagine, over the years they've gained a lot of experience in dealing with the bewildered of the species!)

        On the other hand, if you could live with getting just what you want for a change, here's the alternative ...

        P-L-E-A-S-E, don't ask me how I've been able to swing it, but if you'd prefer to come down and choose your own Xmas pressie, I've managed to persuade Santa Claus himself to write to your other half ... and drop a BIG hint.

        He's left me a copy of the letter down at the showroom so you can see what he's going to write. All you have to do is pick out what you'd like, complete the enclosed postcard and post it in the special letter box on the counter.