World Wide Waste of Time

We Receive Far Too Much Spam

We don't know about you, but we get far too much spam.
Every day we receive dozens, sometimes hundreds of junk spam faxes. It costs us time which we can't afford, sorting them out from the genuine enquiries and messages. It also costs us telephone time to download.
In addition, there is the added danger that in deleting junk mail, we will accidentally delete or overlook genuine enquiries.

If You Spam Us We Will Bill You!
We would prefer you not to send us unwanted faxes, especially multiple copies. However we are prepared to be flexible about this. If you send any unwanted faxes to us using any of the fax addresses below, you do so on the basis that you agree to all and any of our terms for receiving such mail.

Legally Binding Agreement
The main points are:-
For any single piece of unsolicited mail £100.
For any second identical, or near identical, piece of mail £200, making a total of £300.
For any third, £300, making a total of £600.
For a fourth, £400, making a total of £1000.
For any additional, £100 increment per page, as above.
In addition, we reserve a right to charge a fee, minimum £100 for invoicing and charges, providing that your name and address is clearly shown on each fax document document sent.
If your address is not shown, we reserve the right to charge a fee for our work in finding your address, minimum £100.
If you have used a false fax return address, or any faxes we send in reply bounce, because your fax address shown is incorrect, or the account has been closed, or any other reason, we reserve the right to a 50% surcharge on the total charge.
The above charges apply providing that you pay us within 7 days of your first fax. For any accounts which remain unpaid after that time, we reserve the right to apply a 100% loading to the sub-total.
We reserve the right to charge any and all fees, charges or other costs incurred in recovering the above payments from you.
The legal agreement my by enforced by Chard under UK law, US law, or any other territory, at the entire discretion of Chard.
Here is the first of the fax addresses, please note that by using these you agree unconditionally to all the above:-
01253-408058

For Spam Detesters
We suggest that you might like to place a similar page on your own website. Whatever you do, avoid using the above fax addresses to contact us.

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